Jack Osbourne Archives

SEPARATED AT BIRTH

Former That ’70s Show star Danny Masterson and Jack Osbourne sport eerily similar facial hair, sunglasses, and button-down shirts while partying together at the Roosevelt Hotel Pool Party on Saturday (June 6).

Danny next stars in the crime drama The Bridge to Nowhere with his maybe-fiancee Bijou Phillips. According to FOX’s website, Jack and the Osbourne family’s reality show Osbournes: Reloaded will return and air as a series of one-hour specials.

HOLY FRAK! I thought buying and playing this game was sadistic enough. Apparently, there are worse things people volunteer for.

Take CBS’ new series Armed and Famous for example. Jack Osbourne, La Toya Jackson, Erik Estrada, Jason “Wee Man” Acuna (Jackass), and Trish Stratus (WWE wrestler) volunteer to get tasered during police training. Check out the video below! Siiiiiick. But really, it’s hilarious.

Armed & Famous premieres Wednesday, Jan. 10 @ 8PM ET/PT on CBS.

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• Whitney Houston may have a new album out by early next year. Clive Davis says material is being reviewed now. In addition to a new album, Davis hopes Houston will make her big comeback at next year’s Grammy party.
• Nominations for the American Music Awards came in twos and threes for artists this year. Mariah Carey, the Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Black Eyed Peas, and Nickelback each captured three nominations, while Mary J. Blige, Eminem, Kanye West, Jamie Foxx, T.I., Rascal Flatts, Pussycat Dolls, and former American Idols Kelly Clarkson and Carrie Underwood earned a pair of nods each. The show will be November 21 at the Los Angeles Shrine Auditorium during a three-hour ABC-TV special.
• Saturday Night Live dumps Chris Parnell, Horatio Sanz, and Finesse Mitchell.
• Jennifer Lopez is jumping on the reality TV bandwagon with a new show calledRelative Chaos — families will be “Punk’d” by visiting relatives.
• Oprah kills Ellen in the ratings.
• My friend Brian Mak won the New York’s Faster Talker competition. $3K cash prize! Congrats, Brian!!

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