Jessica Simpsons Gets a Little R&R
Mon, 16 October 2006

Box Office Totals: 1. The Grudge 2, $22 million, 2. The Departed, $18.7 million, 3. Man of the Year, $12.55 million, 4. Open Season, $11 million, 5. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning, $7.75 million.
Jennifer Lopez shows off her and husband Marc Anthony’s Long Island mansion in the fall issue of Vogue Living. “Of course, I needed a little more closet space,” said J. Lo, who outfitted her dressing room with a chandelier.
The publisher of Donald Trump‘ s magazine says they will have a pilot for a Trump cartoon show ready “within 90 days.” No word on what networks are interested in the show.
Was Rosie O’Donnell’s character “Dawn Budge” on Nip/Tuck that fantastic that she’s currently in talks for a spin-off? And there’s rumors about Nicole Kidman guest starring! Wah!
The Crocodile Hunter’s 8-year-old daughter, Bindi Irwin is getting her own TV show called Bindi, The Jungle Girl.
The O.C. will be releasing its own line of fragrances for men and women. The tagline for “The O.C. for Him” and “The O.C. for Her” reads: The Show. The Spirit. The Fragrance. With Attitude.

Fergie performing “Clumsy” at Ant & Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway.

Jenna Fischer: Cute AND Funny
Tue, 10 October 2006

Mel Gibson speaks with Diane Sawyer about his “stupid rambling as a drunkard” on Good Morning America, which will air Thursday and Friday mornings. “The last thing I want to be is that kind of monster. What I need to do (is) to heal myself and to be assuring and allay the fears of others and to heal them if they had any heart wounds from something I may have said.”
Evangeline Lily and Dominic Monaghan are planning to get married next summer in Hawaii, according to The Post.
Katie Couric received her worst ratings last week, the fifth week of her evening news program. Couric remained in third place and she averaged only 7 million viewers, 1.5 million viewers less than Brian Williams‘ Nightly News.
Jon Stewart shot down rumors that he’d make a run for the White House and said the T-shirts promoting him and Stephen Colbert “are a real sign of how sad people are” with the state of affairs in the country. “Nothing says ‘I am ashamed of you my government’ more than ‘Stewart/Colbert ‘08,’ Stewart told an audience Sunday at the New Yorker Festival.
David Bowie has lent his voice to SpongeBob Squarepants. Bowie will play Lord Royal Highness in a SpongeBob special. Apparently his daughter is a huge fan of the show and they watch it together.
Real World/Road Rules: The Duel premieres this Thursday @ 10PM on MTV. View trailer and Beth & Tina fight.

Apple commercial featuring Gisele Bundchen and Justin Long

JT Needs a Chill Pill
Wed, 20 September 2006

Dump the old one, here’s JustJared.com’s new RSS feed.
Whitney Houston may have a new album out by early next year. Clive Davis says material is being reviewed now. In addition to a new album, Davis hopes Houston will make her big comeback at next year’s Grammy party.
Nominations for the American Music Awards came in twos and threes for artists this year. Mariah Carey, the Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Black Eyed Peas, and Nickelback each captured three nominations, while Mary J. Blige, Eminem, Kanye West, Jamie Foxx, T.I., Rascal Flatts, Pussycat Dolls, and former American Idols Kelly Clarkson and Carrie Underwood earned a pair of nods each. The show will be November 21 at the Los Angeles Shrine Auditorium during a three-hour ABC-TV special.
Saturday Night Live dumps Chris Parnell, Horatio Sanz, and Finesse Mitchell.
Jennifer Lopez is jumping on the reality TV bandwagon with a new show calledRelative Chaos — families will be “Punk’d” by visiting relatives.
Oprah kills Ellen in the ratings.
My friend Brian Mak won the New York’s Faster Talker competition. $3K cash prize! Congrats, Brian!!

MUST SEE :: Nike Skateboarding Commercial [via UNEASYsilence]

Kate & Winona Love Their Marc Jacobs
Thu, 14 September 2006

While Kate Hudson hangs out with Owen Wilson in Maui, estranged husband Chris Robinson has been spotted solo in Manhattan.
Alanis Morissette will appear on FX drama Nip/Tuck this season. Alanis will play the love interest for Roma Maffia’s character, Dr. Liz Cruz, in three episodes, beginning Oct. 31.
Former New Jersey Gov. James E. McGreevey, who has remained publicly silent since resigning from office two years ago after announcing he was gay, is set to tell his story on “The Oprah Winfrey Show.” Oprah landed the exclusive interview with 49-year-old McGreevey because of her sense of faith and spirituality, according to friends of the former governor. About a dozen friends accompanied McGreevey and his partner, Australian financial adviser Mark O’Donnell, 42, to Chicago for the taping scheduled for Tuesday afternoon. The interview will air Sept. 19, the same day McGreevey’s political memoir, “The Confession,” goes on sale.
Anna Nicole Smith was so distraught after son Daniel Smith was pronounced dead that she had to be sedated, her attorney Michael Scott said Wednesday. “The devastation and grief over Daniel’s sudden death coupled with the sedation has been so extreme that Anna Nicole experienced memory loss and that it was necessary for [attorney Howard K Stern] to tell Anna again that Daniel had passed away,” he added. Yesterday it was revealed that Stern was also in the room when the 20-year-old passed out. Meanwhile, the chief inspector of the Bahamas coroner’s office on Wednesday called Smith’s death “suspicious” and authorities say Anna Nicole will be subpoenaed to testify at the coroner’s inquest next month.

Somebody orders everything off the McDonalds menu

Gwyneth Paltrow Surfing
Fri, 25 August 2006

Diddy blasts Jessica Simpson and Lindsay
Lohan for using Proactiv after him.

Gwyneth Paltrow Surfing
Fri, 25 August 2006

Gwyneth Paltrow Takes Surfing Lessons

Jesse McCartney says "Jennifer Lopez is Pregnant."

Jennifer Lopez says "Jesse McCartney is a Liar."

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Lindsay Lohan Gets Into Perfume Business

David Hasselhoff vs. Regis Philbin Cat Fight

Cindy Crawford Confesses She’s Had Botox

Lindsay Lohan Makes Harry Morton Smile

Nicole Richie & Brody Jenner: It Must Be Love

American Idol Tickets Sales Are Idle

Janet Jackson: Topless in Vibe Magazine
Thu, 03 August 2006

When several fans submitted designs with covers that read “20 Y.O.” instead of “20 Years Old”, Janet Jackson liked it so much, she decided to officially change the album’s title. The CD hits stores on September 26th.
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Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Hips Don’t Lie
Bikini-clad Cindy Crawford in Saint-Tropez
Melanie Griffith Lights Up Daughter Dakota
Bikini-clad Joss Stone Hits The Beach
Angelina Jolie Prefers Female Waiters
Styling Stars: Celebrities Work The Salon
Matthew McConaguhey Bike Riding (Video)

Rihanna is set to perform her No. 1 hit single "S.O.S." live at The Teen Choice Awards 2006 on Sunday, August 20th.
Without explanation, Jennifer Lopez has abruptly quit the remake of the 1970s smash hit show, Dallas.
Uma Thurman says she will remain committed to her next flick, In Bloom, even though the director was recently arrested on sexual assault charges involving two Connecticut women. Vladim Perelman was arrested after he allegedly groped two women and was later released on $5,000 bond.
Daisy Lowe, Gavin Rossdale’s 17-year-old daughter, speaks out for the first time about her rocker dad and his wife, Gwen Stefani. Lowe tells the September issue of W that she definitely doesn’ t call Stefani "stepmum" and she considers her mom’ s longtime boyfriend, Supergrass drummer Danny Goffey her "dad." Lowe and Rossdale occasionally exchange emails and are not very close.
The Hills wrapped three weeks ago but will begin filming the second season right away because it doesn’t want to miss a minute of its stars’ lives. The show, starring Lauren Conrad, is one of MTV’s highest rated shows. Okay, but how dumb was she to pass up the internship in Paris?
The Pussycat Dolls will search for a new member this winter. The new CW network says it’s staging an eight-week search and the group, which is apparently down a member (lead singer Nicole Scherzinger went solo), will judge the contest. Ladies and gentleman, we have another reality TV flop on our hands…
Hilary Duff is coming out with a new album on November 21st. Her first single is called "Play with Fire" and has a techno dance vibe to it.

Hilarious The Daily Show clip with Jon Stewart blasting
network news for its Mel Gibson DUI coverage.

Kate Beckinsale on Jay Leno
Fri, 16 June 2006

I guess we can call off the baby bump watch now. Jennifer Lopez definitely doesn’t look pregnant in this bikini she’s wearing…
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Now it’s sister’s time! Jessica Simpson’s nose job.
Brandon Davis wearing a TEAM FIRE CROTCH t-shirt. Classy.
Natalie Portman and Gael Garcia Bernal Back Together?
Be sure to check out CNN’s Anderson Cooper 360° on Tuesday for Angelina Jolie’s interview. It should be absolutely fantastic hearing both of them giggle at the same time. Giggle heaven.
Sounds like Cameron Diaz will be getting a nose job of her own…
Beyoncé gets confronted by two PETA members at NYC’s Nobu restaurant for her usage of fur in her clothing line, House of Dereon.. How embarrassing!
Check out the pictures of the youngest Hanson brother’s wedding photos — Zac Hanson.

Excepts from Angelina Jolie’s interview with Anderson Cooper –

– "You know, because you’re there for the birth, which I wasn’t for my first two kids, you’re just suddenly terrified that they’re not gonna take a first breath."

– "That was my whole focus. I just wanted to hear her cry."

– "[Brad] was in the operating room, yeah, yeah. And we had amazing doctors. And everybody was so lovely."