Kevin Federline Archives

Wannabe-rapper and former dancer Kevin Federline, best known to most as “Mr. Britney Spears,” will star in the first ad campaign from Five Star Vintage, a young men’s collection from Blue Marlin, San Francisco.  The ads, created in-house, break in September issues of Stuff, Complex, Nylon and URB and run through year’s end. In addition, behind-the-scenes footage of the photo shoot will run on video Web site youtube.com. A sneak-peek promo also will run on myspace.com and imeem.com.

You can tack on male model to Kevin Federline’s ever-growing resume.  K-fed, 28, is now shilling for an international sports inspired clothing brand Five Star Vintage.  "Kevin represents the brand well. We knew we would get noticed in the crowded marketplace right now. Our consumer is very hard to reach. They have strong tastes and are very savvy. They don’t balk at spending $300 on a pair of jeans, $200 on a pair of shoes or $80 on a T-shirt. You see them at summer concerts and at the mall. Everyone is fighting for them now."  The left one’s not too bad…

FILL IN THE BLANK :: Kevin Federline: Poster Boy for ___________

• Jack Nicholson appears to be back on again with Lara Flynn Boyle (they dated for two years but split up in 2001).  The pair enjoyed a little Saint-Tropez getaway together.
• HANDBAGS!  Free Kate Spade Larabee Noel Kat Handbag and Coach Handbag and Wallet.
• Frumpy Kirsten Dunst is in Hollywood shooting a winter fashion piece, and it doesn’t look pretty…
• Christina Aguilera looking classy… cute shades and a sweater.
• Fight!  The Firecrotch Saga continues between Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton.
• Jonathan Rhys-Meyers will be the new face of Versace come this fall…  "Jonathan represents everything that is great about this Versace men’s collection. He has all the trademark elements of Versace style–sensuality, individuality, mystery and glamour but he also underlines what is new about the Versace man next season. This is a man who is strong and masculine but at the same time more in tune with his feelings and not afraid to show them; this is a man who is sensual rather than overtly sexy."
• Cindy Crawford still looks super as she shopped in Beverly Hills yesterday.

• Pamela Anderson announced via her website that she’s engaged to Kid Rock again.  Tentative wedding date is set for July 29, 2006.
  

  Yes. I’m finally getting remarried…it’s been a whirlwind…spontaneous but well thought through. Feels like I’ve been stuck in a time warp. Not able to let go of MY family picture…it’s been sad and lonely and frustrating….I’ve raised my kids alone in hope of a miracle. Well my miracle came and went. And came back and came back because he knew that I’d wake up one day and realize that I was waiting for nothing. I’m moving on…I feel like I’m finally free….I’m in love. I’m happy….I see the light…sounds dramatic but it’s true…..I know some women can relate to this….My children are getting older. They know the truth and they are strong, smart kids. They love their Dad. They love their new Step Dad who they’ve known for years…time will pass. Wounds will heal. Some people may never grow up. Actions speak louder than words….watch!

• Kevin Federline will close the 2006 Teen Choice Awards with a performance of his single "Lose Control."  Jessica Simpson and Dane Cook will be co-hosting the event.
• Ashlee Simpson will perform at tonight’s launch of Victoria’s Secret Pink Lounge collection at Pier 54.  Luke and Owen Wilson and Jesse Metcalfe are expected to attend.

Has Britney Spears kicked Perry to the curb?  Perry Taylor was the 28-year-old male nanny - or "manny" -  for her 10-month-old son Sean Preston for a couple months.  Britney was spotted yesterday monring taking tiny toy Sean for a walk with the new manny doing the stroller pushing.  Who’s the new manny!?  More pictures in the gallery!

• X17Online has Lindsay Lohan with her new man — Harry Morton, owner of the Pink Taco in Las Vegas!
• Free Gift Cards!!  $250 Victoria’s Secret Gift Card, $250 Banana Republic Gift Card, and $250 GAP Gift Card!
• Kristin Cavallari Sluts Up The Beach
• If Anne Hathaway didn’t become an actress, she would have been…  come on, guess.  That’s right, a carpenter.
• Shannen Doherty will be co-hosting The View on July 31st and August 1st!  American Idol’s Katharine McPhee will also be co-hosting sometime soon too…
• Lindsay Lohan is all grown up and very dirty
• Drew Barrymore at John Galliano’s Christian Dior show in Paris yesterday.  "I just wanna punch her in the lisp."

• Nobody has seen baby Suri Cruise yet, including good pals Will and Jada Pinket Smith.  "Every time, it’s a different excuse.  He’s busy or Kate’s not feeling well.  It’s so weird."
• Uma Thurman is not so depressed anymore.
• Kevin Federline worked two years at Red Carpet Carwash in Fresno, CA.  He started out at the vacuums and worked his way up to customer service!  Hahaha, that is AWESOME.
• Lost and Desperate Housewives failed to get nominated for an Emmy in the Best Series category… and rightfully so, I feel.  Check out all of the nominations here.
• Harvard graduate Andy Litinsky from The Apprentice 2 will be spearheading Donald Trump’s new Hollywood production company.  "He’s a very talented guy, a very fine student from Harvard, and he’s going to be terrific. I have no doubt about it," Trump said of Andy.
• How to Look Famous: It’s All in the Giant Shades!
• Doc Love: Is She A Serial Dater?

Congratulations to my future sister-in-law Kate, who made it into
the trailer for Uma Thurman and Luke Wilson’s "My Super
Ex-Girlfriend!"  She’s the one in the center with the
 blue hat. Hahaha! You’re famous, girl!!!!!!

• Mischa Barton’s almost embarrassing moment
• Everybody needs this stuff especially if they’re free samples!! Mr. Clean Extra Power Magic Erasers, Blistex Stick, and Febreze.
• According to reports, Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn were engaged in Paris!  DID THEY or DIDN’T THEY?
• Paris Hilton says one night stands are gross
• Kevin Federline punk’d us, y’all!!!! "At first, when I put out PopoZao, people were kinda laughing at me. I did it on purpose so people would look at me exactly the way they did. That way, when I come out with my real ****, people are ****ing blown away."
• Evangeline Lilly has airport trouble
• The Big Brother: All-Stars cast (14) was revealed along with a bunch of other spoilers you’ll want to check out:
  
  

  "Chicken" George Boswell
  Marcellas Reynolds
  Kaysar Ridha
  Howie Gordon
  Jase Wirey
  James Rhine
  Dr. Will Kirby
  Mike "Boogie" Matlin
  Janelle Pierzina
  Alison Irwin
  Danielle Reyes
  Diane Henry
  Jennifer "Nakomis" Dedmon
  Erika Landin

• A bikini-clad Jessica Biel recently broke up with longtime boyfriend Chris Evans (Fantastic Four).  He’s rumored to be dating public relations executive Joyce Sevilla.
• Unwanted Soundtracks — spoof soundtracks for things that no one wants to hear…
• Kristin Cavallari and boyfriend Brody Jenner need to get a room pronto!
• Hilary Swank says in an interview with Vanity Fair that her marriage to Chad Lowe ended partly because Lowe had a substance abuse problem. Lowe has been sober for three years now, but Swank says that when she discovered the problem "it was confirmation of something I was feeling that was keeping us from being completely solid.  The magazine does not disclose Lowe’s substance of choice.

CUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! One disastrous Dateline interview and one naked Britney Harper’s Bazaar photoshoot later… pictures of Britney, Sean P. and Kevin on vacation, reportedly stolen and published by Us Weekly, have surfaced on the Internets.  Is this one big happy family for real?  Or one big front of a happy family Britney wants us to see?

UPDATE :: Apologies, images removed!

OH. MY. GAHHHHHHH. A black-haired Britney Spears bares it all (with strategically placed hands and arms) on the cover of the August 2006 issue of Harper’s Bazaar.  The photo spread includes one pose with a pregnant Britney (in a black backless gown) carrying and covering 9-month-old son Sean Preston Federline’s bare baby butt.  One more of Britney baring her burgeoning belly (wearing nothin’ but a g-string) lying down after the jump.  YOWZA.  High quality pictures in the gallery!  Wow.  Just WOW.  There are no words.

UPDATE :: Apologies, images removed!  Replaced with a a little Britney Spears by the sea — a hilarious side-by-side comparison of Britney and The Little Mermaid’s Ursula.  In the gallery are pictures reportedly stolen and published by Us Weekly.

• Black wig?  Nope! Both Gawker and TMZ posted pictures of Britney Spears‘ new dye job…  black being her color of choice.  It’s kinda hot!  Tiny toy Sean P. napped the shopping day away…
• Free Samples!! Dawn Direct Foam to remove tough dirt and grease and the Swiffer Sweeper… well, is there any other?
• Mariah Carey doesn’t have lazy eye, she’s getting CRAZY EYE!
• Kevin Federline brags to TV outlets: "I just gave all my pennies to charity!"  Oh so sweet of the guy!
• Kate Bosworth looks regal (and super skinny) in white at the Superman Returns Hollywood premiere.  Very interesting ring on her left middle finger…
• Just in time to promote his new album "FutureSex / LoveSounds", Justin Timberlake has reportedly dumped longtime girlfriend Cameron Diaz.
• Nicole Kidman’s pre-nup earns Keith Urban about $500K for every year he is with the actress.  Nicole included a "get out clause" that can be invoked if he uses illegal drugs or alcohol to excess.

• Eva Longoria is on the verge of signing a very big book deal.
• American Idol’s Katharine McPhee reveals her troubles with bulimia.  Her 41-year-old boyfriend Nick Cokas is behind her 110%.
• Jessica Alba’s hot (and very public) lip lock with longtime boyfriend Cash Warren.
• Christina Aguilera visits TRL to promote the debut of her music video "Ain’t No Other Man."
• Eva Pigford‘ s close friend and stylist, Malcolm Sirrah, has confirmed that the America’ s Next Top Model winner has been dating Giants star Michael Strahan for six months.  Strahan is currently divorcing his wife Jean Strahan.
• R&B/pop diva Rihanna will make a guest appearance on the July 25 episode of All My Children, walking down a red carpet featuring reporters playing themselves.