Kevin Federline Archives

On the public :: "I should just put a bulls-eye on my back. If I stay home and take care of my wife and my kids, then I’m a loafer, not a good father. If I try to have a career, nobody thinks I am caring for my family. I can’t win."

On rumors :: "You’ll never see that guy they say cheats or goes partying all the time. If I’m there and I’m out at a club, I am there for a reason. I am not there to mingle with women. All that shit is done to me. I did that when I was 21."

On his kids :: "It’s completely unfair when a child is brought into this world an now he’s already looked at like a prince. My kids are going to have to learn what a real job is, what life is. You don’t have it easy with me. Period….My kids are going to work at Taco Bell, dammit."

On his image :: "I wish people would ask me about my career. Usually it’s, ‘How’s the wife and kids?’ Not that I mind; that’s my pride and joy. But it would be nice for people to look at me like an artist. The day they judge me as an artist, a CEO, as somebody, not Britney Spears’ husband, that’s the day I am looking forward to."

On his media conspiracy theory :: "The same day Dick Cheney shoots someone, they’ve got me on the cover of MSN [Web site]. It’s life they’re diverting attention from what’s really going on."

Ask about the career, people!!  It’s about his CAREER!!! Kevin Federline, 28, is featured in the May 2006 issue of Item magazine, out June 5th. More pictures in the gallery!  Do you prefer clean-shaven K-fed of scruffy K-fed? Both? Or maybe neither?

24-year-old singer Britney Spears and 8-month-old son Sean Preston spent the day out in the Malibu sun this past Saturday.  Sean P. chewed on some green thing (hopefully harmless) to aid in the teething process.  Loving the nose picking in the bottom center picture!  Mmmm, boogies.  More pictures in the gallery!

On Thursday, Britney was leaving the Ritz Carlton Hotel in New York. As she maneuvered through the crowd of onlookers, holding a glass in one hand and her baby in the other, she tripped. Sean’s hat flew off, his head snapped back and a bodyguard made the precious save. After the incident, Britney went to FAO Schwartz with Sean, shopped around and then went to a nearby restaurant where she sat with Sean in hand. She was all smiles with the waitress and she and an unidentified woman ordered. Then, suddenly, Britney broke down and began crying. She tried to mask the emotion by using her baby to shield her face. Britney then took Sean to the bathroom where we’re told she reapplied her makeup and then left.

Poor Brit, Brit!!!  More pictures in the gallery…

WATCH :: Britney’s Crying Breakdown [video]

(Right) Britney Spears left baby Sean P. back at their room in
the Ritz Carlton to stop for a quick check-up at the
Children’s Hospital of New York - Presbyterian.

New York, NY :: Singer Britney Spears had a girls’ night out last night at Pan-Asian restaurant Tao located at 42 E 58th St (Btwn Park & Madison Ave).  Britney, 24, was dressed in a loose linen frock (you could spot that bright orange a block away) with black ribbon tie espadrilles.  Cute son Sean Preston Federline, 8 months, came along for the fun in his sideways-turned fire engine cap.  Everybody now… "Awwww!"  More pictures in the gallery!

[Music Producer Jonathan 'JR' Rotem] worked with Britney Spears as recently as last week and said her newly announced second pregnancy hasn’t affected the pop tart’s creative output so far.  Rotem recently previewed several of Spears’ new songs for a reporter. On the club banger "Everybody" — that borrows liberally from an ’80s mega hit in much the same way "SOS" is structured around a recognizable chunk of Soft Cell’s "Tainted Love" — Spears croons about carnal desire and dance floor bump ‘n’ grind in a breathy lower register. But she shifts gears for "Who Can She Trust," an introspective composition the producer says Spears wrote herself. Over a "snap music" hip-hop beat accompanied by the sound of a camera shutter clicking she sings, "Where am I?/ Where will I find my face?/ Where will I find my faith?"

Ooooooooh, boy!  I so cannot wait for this album. [chanting] BRITNEY! BRITNEY! BRITNEY! BRITNEY! BRITNEY! BRITNEY!  Above is 24-year-old singer Britney Spears and 8-month-old son Sean Preston Federline out and about. More pictures in the gallery!

SPF’s baby fat rolls are so cuuuuuuuuuute!

Boo! Tyra Banks Opens Wiiiide!

Sign Up To Change One Child’s Life À La Angelina Jolie

Fergie Butchers Guns N’ Roses

Rumor Mill :: Charlize Theron Is Getting Married

Ben Affleck Walking Baby Violet

Melissa Joan Hart’s Baby is Nothing Like Her!

Who Has The Curse of the Man Hands?

Early Mother’s Day For Jennfer Garner And Violet

Paris Hilton and her Stupid Video Game (Video)

Tom Cruise’s "First Picture" of Suri Cruise(Video)

K-Fed Scoffs at Divorce Rumors (Video)

HOLLYWOOD QUICKIES ::

• Teri Hatcher has 20,000 killer African bees after her — "This sort of stuff only happens to me and my character Susan!" Download (right-click, save as) the Teri Hatcher audio podcast [mp3].
• Seinfeld cast mates will join Julia Louis-Dreyfus as she hosts tomorrow’s SNL episode. The segment is about the Seinfeld curse (that no star from the show has gone on to star in a successful sitcom)!  SNL Digital Short, maybe?

Britney Spears is pregnant for the second time, as she confirmed during last night’s taping of The Late Show with David Letterman. As Britney walked on stage, she jokingly told Letterman: “Don’t worry Dave, it’s not yours.”  Letterman later blatantly asked Britney if she indeed pregnant. “Yes Sir!” she replied.  To the right is Britney and SPF shopping at Jacadi children’s boutique. Watch the Letterman video below, more pictures in the gallery!  Britney didn’t get the pandemic joke at all –

DL :: You know what to do to prevent a pandemic?
BS :: No…
DL :: You have to sterelize your pan.
BS :: [blank stare] …….okay. [nods head]

Somebody call child protective services! After the news that Britney Spears and Kevin Federline’s first baby had been dropped on his head — and reports that Brit is preggers again — K-Fed raps in his latest single: "Waitress, could I have another drink please? … I live life like a king, I was extra-stoned. Kevin Federline, I come tight with every rhyme. I built a kingdom down the street from Pepperdine. This marijuana got me heavily sedated. I’m Kevin Federline, America’s most hated." Come quick!

Los Angeles, California : 24-year-old singer Britney Spears took son 8-months-old son Sean Preston Federline, for a walk with a friend sans husband Kevin Federline, 28.  More pictures in the gallery!

Britney Spears promoted her "Fantasy" fragrance by Elizabeth Arden
 with the kids from Broadway Dance Center (BDC) earlier on today.