• Some say that Cameron Diaz’s face looks like a frying pan and she’s shaped like Gumby.
• Free Samples!! Mr. Clean Extra Power Magic Erasers, Crest Vivid White Night, or Proactive Sample!
• Keanu Reeves is Serious About Not Getting Tan
• Hollywood’s Hottest Bodies
• Natalie Portman is a Prostitute
• Madonna to Renew Wedding Vows
• Christina Milian and Kristen Bell are Pulsating
• The Kate Bosworth Lettuce Diet

• Dustin Diamond, aka Screech from the TV show "Saved by the Bell," told a Tampa radio station that a woman tried to mug him in his hotel in Omaha, Neb. on Monday.
• Jared Leto gained so much weight for his role in "Chapter 27,"  he developed the arthritic disease gout. At least, this is what he said as he explained his reason for wearing clogs while at the Fila swag suite at the Hard Rock Hotel in Chicago.
• Lindsay Lohan tells Elle magazine that she wants to follow in Marilyn Monroe’s footsteps and entertain U.S. troops abroad.  "It’ s so amazing to see [Monroe] just going somewhere, this beautiful sex kitten, who’s basically a pinup, which is what I’ve always aspired to be," she told the magazine. Lohan also said she’s not afraid to go to Iraq and has been trying to set up a trip with Sen. Hilary Clinton. She also plans on taking shooting lessons in L.A.  Check out the pictures here.
• Former Laguna Beach stars Lauren “LC” Conrad (now on spinoff The Hills) and Kristin Cavallari have split from their beaus.
• According to a few Malibu residents, Mel Gibson is not the only member of his family causing a stir in the neighborhood.  Some of his children are known as the "holy terrors of Malibu."  One resident recalled a situation where two of Gibson’s sons tried to purchase kayaks and demanded the store put them on credit. When told the family didn’t have an account there, they went into a shouting tirade.

• Beyonce’s "B’day" album cover has been released.  "B’day" will drop on her 25th birthday, Sept. 4.
• Free Samples!!!!  Mr. Clean Extra Power Magic Erasers, Bounty Paper Towels, and Pantene Pro V Restore.
• Stick at fork in them!  Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro have announced through Electra’s publicist that they are "amicably separating." Brit Reece would not elaborate on the reasons behind the split. The couple documented their 2003 wedding on MTV’s "`Til Death Do Us Part: Carmen & Dave." According to the Daily News, an insider claims Navarro has been dating socialite Sarah Howard for eight months.
• Paris Hilton’s got the Bigfoot look down pat… But that’s okay, she’s the hardest working socialite in the world!
• Jeri Ryan (Star Trek: Voyager, The O.C.) recently got engaged to French chef Christopher Eme.
• Supermodel Marisa Miller walks the runway.
• Check out Part I of the celebrity pictures update:

Adrien Brody’s Manolete photoshoot from Vogue Spain.

Matthew McConaughey goes surfing in Malibu on Friday.

Christina Aguilera exits Paris hotel yesterday morning.

Famke Janssen walking dog in NYC yesterday afternoon.

Kate Hudson The Late Show with David Letterman.

Liv Tyler takes son Milo out for NYC walk on Sunday.

• Outkast disses Oprah and turns down her offer to appear The Oprah Show.
• Got design skillz?  Janet Jackson is giving her fans the opportunity to create the cover for her new album "20 Years Old."
• Jennifer Aniston says she would like to reprise her role as Rachel Green in a reunion show of Friends. "The only thing I can think of doing is maybe for fun doing a Thanksgiving episode," Aniston said in a TV interview that was set to air Monday on Channel Four. "Our Thanksgiving episodes were really fun."
• Justin Timberlake tells UK’s Observer that he has done drugs in the past.  "I’m just like everyone else, I get completely plastered."  Hmm, not so sexy. Timberlake, whose album drops in September, also defends ex-girlfriend Britney Spears’s parenting skills.
• South Park creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker are heading to Broadway, working with the guys from Avenue Q.
• Check out Part II of the celebrity pictures update:

Mandy Moore shopping at NYC’s Jeffrey last week.

Gwen, Gavin, and Kingston attend charity event on Friday.

Gwen, Gavin, and Kingston at beach resort later that day.

Sophia Bush candids at LAX airport earlier this month.

Veronica Mars‘ Kristen Bell at CW’s TCA Day 2006.

Gilmore Girls‘ Alexis Bledel & Lauren Graham at TCA.

Last night was the AWESOME, AWESOME, AWESOME season finale of Veronica Mars (one of the bestttttttttttest shows on television) where we finally learn who caused the bus crash.   Here are two of the best scenes from last night’s episode. Read the transcription below or watch the video below-er. 150+ screencaps (very, very spoiler-ish) in the gallery!  Will we get to see Veronica Mars (Kristin Bell) attend college in the fall?  LET’S HOPE SO. [crosses fingers]

(Graduation cermony continues)
Principal Clemmons :: Veronica Mars.
Keith Mars :: [claps like crazy] YES!! YEP!!!!
Veronica Mars :: [surprised by audience applause]
PC :: You were expecting some other reaction?
VM :: I…
PC :: I can’t decide if my life is going to be easier or more difficult with you gone.  Anything I should know in case I get another like you some day?
VM :: Don’t keep all of your passwords taped on the bottom of your stapler.  [switches cap tassel from right to left] And stay cool, Mr. C.

(Outside graduation cermony)
KM :: [hands Veronica envelope] For you, for this momentous occasion.
VM :: [shakes, sniffs envelope]  A PONY????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!
VM :: [opens envelope] New York?…
KM :: We leave Tuesday.
VM :: Broadway!  SoHo!  The MoMa!
KM :: Yankee Stadium!  Shea Stadium!  Madison Square Garden!
VM :: Thank-you so much!  This is awesome!  Awesome.  Now go catch Woody.  I get creeped out just knowing he’s out there somewhere.
KM :: Alright, you have fun tonight.
VM :: That’s the plan!
[Dick slaps Veronica’s ass]
Dick :: Put on your dancing shoes, Mars.  Because tonight we’re gonna upchuck the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie to be.
VM :: Up… chuck?
Dick :: You heard me.

"Not Pictured" Synopsis :: After learning the identity of the perpetrator responsible for the bus crash, Veronica hurries to warn others, but ends up putting herself in an extremely perilous situation. Meanwhile, Keith enlists Veronica’s help in his ongoing investigation of Woody and asks her go undercover to get some vital information from Woody’s lawyer. Later, when graduation day finally comes around, Neptune seniors celebrate at a huge party at the Neptune Grand.

Jackie is MIA, Weevil passes algebra, and Keith is one dorky dad! The Veronica Mars season 2 finale (episode "Not Pictured") airs next Tuesday,  May 9 @ 9 PM ET/PT on UPN.  More pictures in the gallery!

Veronica (Kristen Bell) proudly flips her graduation cap tassel in front
of Neptune High’s Principal Van Clemmons (Duane Daniels).