PostSecret, a site that publishes secrets anonymously on one side of a homemade postcard, just posted a really juicy secret. It reads:

“One of these men is the father. He pays me A LOT to keep it a secret!”

Potential celebrity fathers pictured (l-r): Vince Vaughn, Adrian Grenier, Patrick Dempsey, Nick Lachey, Leonardo DiCaprio, Marc Anthony, Ryan Phillippe, Freddie Prinze Jr., Christian Slater, Justin Timberlake, Jim Carrey, Ryan Seacrest, Orlando Bloom, Kevin Federline, Simon Cowell, Matthew McConaughey, Brad Pitt, Tobey Maguire, George Clooney.

Of note: xtiffanytwisted says, “When I right-clicked to save the image, I saw that it was titled ‘Christian.jpg’. That probably has nothing to do with it, but I thought it was interesting.” Interested indeed.

SO WHICH CELEBRITY DAD IS IT?

Matthew McConaughey rubs shoulders with surfing champion Kelly Slater on Sunday at the Quiksilver Pro surf event at Snapper Rocks in Coolangatta, Australia along Queensland’s Gold Coast.

In a television interview, a shirtless McConaughey opened up his upcoming movie, Surfer Dude: “The next film I’m doing is a surf film. A lot of this is for leisure and pleasure but also looking around and keeping an eye open for what happens and what goes on in the tournaments.

“To see the balance that these guys have …knowing the water, what waves to get on and when to get on it.”

Other pictures include Kelly Slater in Australia getting flirty with Maori-Polynesian beauty Meagan Gale at the Conrad Jupiters’ charity poker tournament the weekend before last.

The PECtacular Matthew McConaughey struts his stuff while surfing at Surfers Paradise in Australia on Tuesday morning.

Matthew, 37, supposedly nabbed a role in a film called Surfer Dude (how appropriate). Filming is slated to begin early May 2007.

And just announced today, Jon Shestack Prods. has inked a two-year first-look deal with New Line Cinema, with The Ghosts of Girlfriends Past starring Matthew McConaughey.

Matthew will portray a bachelor who goes to his younger brother’s wedding and gets visited by the ghosts of his past girlfriends. The Ghosts of Girlfriends Past is set for a Christmas 2008 release.

• Mariah Carey’s going to get out of the hot tub this Christmas and roll in the snow.
• A collection of models groping themselves.
• Jennifer Aniston was snubbed from appearing on 24 because her face is too recognizable.
• Rachel McAdams paints her hair pink.
• Paris Hilton has got a new friend: the beautiful Elisha Cuthbert.
• Kristin Cavallari doing the only thing she knows how to do: look pretty.
• Here’s a Rachel Bilson picture moment.
• Uh oh! Bridget Moynahan and New England Patriot’s quarterback, Tom Brady have split!
• TRL host Vanessa Minnillo dropped $600 in gifts for a baby boy! Hmmm!

• Madonna skipped the after-party of the British Comedy Awards after being mocked at the show by TV personality Jonathan Ross.
• Matthew McConaughey’s new girl might or might not be named Maria, sources overhearing the couple at a Manhattan restaurant say.
• Donald Trump and Miss Universe pageant officials are considering stripping the title from Kentucky’s Tara Connor because of irresponsible behavior.
• CBS is reviving its record label, CBS Records, in order to supply its TV show lineup with less expensive music and to generate digital sales through Apple’s iTunes.

We Are Marshall Synopsis :: The story, of course, is about the emotional impact of the November 14, 1970, plane crash near Tri-State Airport that killed all 75 aboard a chartered jet and the resurgence of Marshall’s football program. The crash killed nearly the entire Marshall football team and coaching staff, supporters from the community and the flight crew.

40+ new We Are Marshall stills starring Matthew McConaughey and Matthew Fox. Both Matthews looks like studs!! We Are Marshall is out Dec 22. View 40+ all new ‘We Are Marshall’ stills here.

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Remember this little flash from the past? Matthew McConaughey rocked the pornstache back in his first feature film, Richard Linklater’s 1993 high-school comedy Dazed & Confused. Matthew, then 24 (now 36), played the role of highschool girl lovin’ David Wooderson. Thought you’d get a good chuckle out of that…

• Josh Hartnett Takes GQ Magazine
• Papa Joe Simpson is an Excellent Driver
• Jessica Biel and is a Muscle Man
• George Clooney Has Plans to Outsmart The Paparazzi
• Jake Gyllenhaal Chats Up Mystery Woman
• Chris Rock: The Antidote to Hollywood
• Matthew McConaughey Brushes Teeth in Middle of Highway
• A Michelle Trachtenberg Picture Moment
• David Beckham: Maddox Jolie-Pitt’s New Soccer Coach
• Brody Jenner out with The Hills‘ Lauren Conrad (Video)
• Enjoy This If You Watched Dane Cook open for SNL

• Each Veronica Mars episode takes a whopping four weeks to write
• Justice has been served with three more episodes. Love Victor Garber!
• James Blunt’s “Goodbye My Lover” is the song most requested at British funerals, according to a survey released yesterday.

Matthew McConaughey, whose sweaty body we are all too familiar with, got a good workout in yesterday afternoon on the Santa Monica stairs in Santa Monica, CA. Matthew was tailed (the two kept a good distance between each other) by friend and fellow actor Cole Hauser, who starred in 2004’s Paparazzi . If you noticed, Matthew has “6:22″ written on his washboard abs. My guess is that’s how fast he can run a mile. Think so?

Matthew is scheduled to attend the Marshall University-UCF football game this upcoming Wednesday, Oct. 4 in Huntington, West Virginia. More pictures in the gallery including Matthew taking his dog to the animal hospital in Malibu this past Wednesday!