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• Dancing with the Stars runner-up Mario Lopez is upset that he did not win the celebrity dance competition, calling himself the better dancer. “I figure if this was truly a dance competition they would have voted for the better dancer,” Mario told The Post.
• Russell Simmons and Petra Nemcova are headed to Africa later this month to tour diamond mines. Russell plans to start the Diamond Empowerment Fund to teach Africans how to cut and polish diamonds themselves. While Russell and Petra have been rumored to be an item, Russell has insisted that they are just friends - and Petra told the December issue of Harper’s Bazaar that she’s “definitely, definitely in love with James Blunt.”
• ABC revealed they are thinking of bringing back Dancing with the Stars for a fourth season as early as March - and the show might compete directly with American Idol.
• Angry fans who paid as much as $189 to see Michael Jackson perform at the World Music Awards, want their money back. It was rumored that Jackson would perform “Thriller,” but the king of pop instead sang a few lines from “We Are the World.”

Michael Jackson is currently in London for his first performance in the UK for nine years. He will be performing “Thriller” at the World Music Awards in Earls Court on Wednesday. Jackson is expected to be presented with a Diamond Award, in recognition of his album sales.

Jackson is staying at the Hempel Hotel in Bayswater London until Wednesday. He was accompanied into the hotel by at least two of his three children – Paris, Prince Michael, and Prince Michael II… one of which was covered with black cloth over his face. More pictures after the jump!

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• Michael Jackson is now scheduled to perform when he accepts a lifetime achievement award at the World Music Awards in London Nov. 15, organizers said. Roberto Cavalli, who met Jackson at his new home in Ireland on Monday, will design Jackson’s costumes.
• Keith Urban, who last month entered a rehabilitation center for alcohol abuse, won male vocalist of the year last night at the CMA’s for the second year in a row. When Keith’s name was announced, he received a standing ovation, and his award was accepted by Ronnie Dunn. Dunn read a letter from Keith in which he thanked his friends and family and wife Nicole Kidman “To my wife, Nicole, I love you,” Keith said in the letter.
• Ellen Pompeo denies claims that she is a diva who starves herself in the new issue of Allure and reveals that she is finally enjoying success after years as a struggling actress.

Michael Jackson was spotted wearing woman’s clothing again! This time dressed in a floppy hat, sunglasses and three-inch heels while sporting skinny fit pencil jeans and a fluorescent orange handbag. MJ is currently on vacation with his three children in Saint-Tropez. Back in January, MJ wore an abaya (traditional garb for Muslim women) while shopping at a mall in Bahrain. And during a recent shopping trip, MJ was also spotted applying makeup in the women’s bathroom. Oh, Michael…

UPDATE :: The Daily News retracts: “Yesterday, The News ran pictures identified a depicting Michael Jackson in Saint-Tropez wearing women’s clothing. Jackson’s reps denied the photos are of Jackson, stating that ‘Mr. Jackson has not visited Saint-Tropex in recent years, nor has he donned a woman’s hat and pumps for disguise.’ The News regrets the error.”

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• Ashton Kutcher rules the weekend with his two movies. Check out the box office totals: 1. “Open Season,” $23 million, 2. “The Guardian,” $17.7 million, 3. “Jackass Number Two,” $14 million, 4. “School for Scoundrels,” $9.1 million, 5. “Jet Li’s Fearless,” $4.7 million.
• Insiders in Janet Jackson’s camp say she and Justin Timberlake are in talks to perform together at an upcoming live show like the Grammys. Jackson and Timberlake’s last joint performance at the 2004 Superbowl ended with Janet’s infamous wardrobe malfunction and cost network CBS $550,000 in fines.
• The Post reports that Lance Armstrong is rumored to be dating Ivanka Trump, daughter of Donald Trump. Ivanka is currently in L.A. shooting The Apprentice. EEEWWW!!!
• Amanda Peet wed screenwriter David Benioff on Saturday night in New York City. The two exchanged vows at the Friends Seminary then celebrated with Peet’s Studio 60 castmates. “It was beautiful,” actor Mark Ruffalo.

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• Ashlee Simpson Playing Chicago’s Roxie Hart (Video)
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• American Idol Katherine McPhee is being considered for the big screen version of Wonder Woman. Kat will appear on the cover of Shape magazine wearing a bathing suit as a sort of try-out for the role.
• Gwen Stafani is said to be "boycotting" the MTV Video Music Awards because of the shoddy treatment she got last year. She was nominated for several awards in 2005 and every one, except best dressed, went to Kelly Clarkson. Gwen felt set up when she realized the camera was on her every time Kelly won.  Umm, I wouldn’t do that Gwen.  Just look at Janet Jackson now… (Her new music video got zero coverage.)
• After a cameo on CSI, Kevin Federline nabbed a role on Entourage playing a celebrity’s deadbeat husband.  "He is really keen — and not insulted when he was asked to play the part."

• Avril Lavigne and Sum 41 singer Deryck Whibley got married during a surprisingly traditional wedding ceremony this past Saturday afternoon at a private estate in Montecito, California.
• Free Samples!  Free Noxema Deep Cleaning Cream, Free Neutrogena SunBlock, and Free Olay Touch of Sun!
• Unflattering as usual, Tara Reid sports another bikini.
• It’s not Halloween yet and Jessica Simpson and Pink already look like zombies.  No, really.  Zombies.
• Pamela Anderson falls out of a boat and makes a big splash in the water.
• Mischa Barton is headed back to school.
• Jessica Simpson looks ahead in life and plans for a little lift: "If I have kids, and they’re hanging to my waist, that’s when I might start to think about having something done to them. Right now, they’re perky and cute."
• Christie Brinkley kicks cheating hubbie Peter Cook to the curb.  He’s 47 and did it with a 19-year-old.
• Looks like Gwen Stefani and Eve have another collaboration under way.  They were both spotted leaving Record Plant Recording Studios last Thursday.
• Project Runway 2’s Diana Eng launches fashion and technology company Black Box Nation.

• Adrien Brody‘ s actions at the pre-Espy GM party on the Paramont Studios lot last week have some wondering is he is still with longtime girlfriend Michelle Dupont. A Post spy claims Adrien was "snuggling"  with former Olympic ice-skating star Oksana Baiul at the event. A rep for Adrien said the actor was at the party but absolutely not with Oksana.  EEEEW!!!!
• Visitors to The View studios say the walls have been stripped of anything that mentions Star Jones Reynolds.  An insider says Barbara Walters had all group photographs removed and all that remain are nails.  REOW!
• Rachael Ray’s hour-long syndicated show debuts Sept. 18.  The Food Network cook says her show will present "can-do" advice about cooking, travel, relationships and pop culture trends.
• The TV movie inspired by American Idol winner Fantasia Barrino’s life will air Aug. 19 on Lifetime.
• Kellie Pickler revealed on The View this morning (she co-hosted) that she signed with Sony BMG Nashville (also Carrie Underwood’s label) her upcoming single will drop late September with her album release set for November 19th.
• Recently unsealed documents reveal the autograph on a picture of Macaulay Culkin that was found in Michael Jackson’s bedroom during a raid three years ago. It message stated, "To Apple Head.  Always remember to keep Apple Head Club Doo Doo Head Alive."  It was signed, "Macaulay Culkin"  and in parenthesis, "Doo Doo Head."   Apparently, Jackson and his pals were "Doo Doo Heads" in their secret society "the Apple Club."  HMMMMMM.