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Don’t these pictures just make you wanna laugh? Those things look so ridiculous. Ridiculous!!!!!!

Katie Price, aka Jordan, and hubby Peter Andre left the kiddies at home and checked out Movida Nightclub in London late Thursday night. Jordan wore a sparkly gray minidress but let me ask you — does the front of the dress lift up much higher than the back because there’s so much extra skin it’s trying to cover?

Dedicated mom Katie Price, aka Jordan, looks to have her hands full as she spends some time with her mother, and two of her children — son Harvey, 5, and newborn Princess Tiaamii, 5 weeks — while out in London on Saturday.

Jordan and hubby Peter Andre have one other son, Junior, 2.

The postpartum partying mom has been hit by the tabloids lately by bursting back into the nightlife.

More Princess Tiaamii ‘n Jordan pics inside… More Here! »

Katie Price, aka Jordan, and her hubby Peter Andre debuts their 1-month-old daughter Princess Tiaamii in the Aug. 7 issue of UK’s OK! magazine.

Tiaamii apparently has a temper! Says Jordan, “When she’s annoyed she does these squeals like a dinosaur. If she screams I come running.”

And Tiaamii is a ginger girl! Adds Jordan, “She looks really different from both the other kids - she’s got fair, gingery hair and really blue eyes. The health visitor said she would put money on them not changing color. It’s weird, she must be a throwback from my side because my real dad has blue eyes and I don’t know where the ginger comes from. Pete gets a bit of ginge in his beard.”

Jordan and Peter have two other sons — Harvey, 5, and Junior, 2.

Katie Price, aka Jordan, and Peter Andre welcomed the birth of their first daughter at 8:49AM in the UK. She was born by c-section, weighed in at 6lb 13ounces and joins big brothers Harvey, 5, and Junior, 2.

Jordan also just released this official statement on her official website:

“Peter Andre and Katie Price are happy to announce the birth of their first daughter. They are absolutely over the moon with the new addition to their family and delighted to have a sister for Harvey and Junior - it is a dream come true! Both Katie and the baby are healthy and happy, and will be spending the next few days resting in hospital.”

The name of Jordan’s daughter has yet to be released. More Here! »

No really, are these people for real? Who simultaneously goes children’s clothing shopping and grabs each other’s bottoms?!

The classiest couple Europe has to offer, that’s who!

Katie Price, aka Jordan, and hubby Peter Andre pull double duty on Friday having lunch and filming a television segment for their E! reality TV series.

They dined at at Mel’s Diner in Los Angeles and shopped up a storm at Just Cavalli, Dolce & Gabbana, and Sunset Kids.

Jordan and Peter arrived in Los Angeles on Thursday.

America, are you ready for the poor man’s David and Victoria Beckham?

Then I introduce to you British celeb couple Jordan (real name: Katie Price) and Peter Andre, who landed at LAX airport on Thursday.

Trying to make an impact on America like the Beckhams, former glamour model Jordan and former pop singer Peter are promoting their reality series.

Katie & Peter: The Next Chapter will air on E! later this year. The three-part series originally aired on UK television.

Jordan is currently pregnant with her third child due in the Summer of 2007.