The 19-year-old country superstar (in Badgley Mischka) pretty much killed it, addressing a lot of her relationship issues covered in the tabloids. Here are some sample lyrics:
– “I like writing songs about douchebags who cheat on me but I’m not gonna say that in my monologue.”
– “You might think I’d bring up Joe [Jonas], that guy who broke up with me on the phone, but I’m not gonna mention him in my monologue. Hey Joe, I’m doing real well. Tonight, I’m hosting SNL but I’m not gonna brag about that in my monologue. La la la. Ha ha ha. La la la.”
– “And if you’re wondering if I might be dating the werewolf from Twilight. Hey Taylor [Lautner]! (blows kiss, winks) But I’m not gonna comment on that in my monologue.”
– “You might be expecting me to say something bad about Kanye [West] and how he ran up on stage and ruined my VMA monologue. But there’s nothing more to say cuz everything’s okay. I’ve got security lining the stage. It’s my SNL monologue.”
Taylor finished off the song by saying, “We have a great show. Kanye West is NOT here, so stick around. We’ll be right back.”
Great job, T! The monologue video isn’t available yet but in the meantime, check out the SNL Digital Short. Taylor parodies the Twilight franchise in “Firelight.”
Taylor Swift Blows Taylor Lautner A Kiss During SNL Monologue
SNL regular Kristen Wiig gets a little intimidated by all the 19-year-old country superstar’s accomplishments and does a little showing off of her own.
Watch this hilarious clip to kick off the weekend and get yourself ready for tomorrow night’s show! We have a sinking feeling it’s going to be a good one!!!
Taylor Swift and SNL regular Bill Hader make light of Kanye West ruining Taylor’s VMAs win while shooting a promo for this weekend’s episode of Saturday Night Live.
“I want to look nothing like myself,” Taylor told MTV of her hosting gig. “I told all the writers, ‘Don’t count anything out.’ I want to go completely, 100 percent in. I don’t want to be halfway involved. Just because I have a lot of things to do as far as being musical guest and host doesn’t mean I don’t want to live up to my full hosting demands.”
Watch the promo below, it’s funny!!!
Kanye West to Taylor Swift: Beyonce Should Host SNL
Check out Taylor Swift’s latest commercial for the Band Hero video game, which was shot last week in Los Angeles by director Brett Ratner.
The 19-year-old country cutie slides into action, sharing the stage with Rivers Cuomo from Weezer, Pete Wentz from Fall Out Boy and Travis Barker from Blink-182.
Band Hero, which is the latest game in the Guitar Hero franchise, is in stores now!
Lawyers for Kate Winslet say the actress has accepted more than $40,000 in damages after the Daily Mail falsely reported in January she lied about her exercise regime.
First sushi, now soy milk. Jeremy Piven has given up the beverage claiming that it “has enough estrogen for me to grow breasts.”
British actress Carey Mulligan was photographed channeling Audrey Hepburn for a Vanity Fair shoot yesterday in the West Village.
24 villain Gregory Itzin is returning to the hit Fox series for a multi-episode arc.
Taylor Swift is solidifying her spot in history books this week, claiming the Billboard record for the longest charting album of this CENTURY.
Released in October of 2006, the 19-year-old country singer’s self-titled debut CD now spends its 157th week on Billboard’s Top 200 albums chart, more weeks on the chart than any album this decade, surpassing the record previously held by Nickelback. That’s AMAZING!
Swifty will also be the host AND musical guest on Saturday Night Live this weekend. Don’t forget to tune in at 11:30PM ET/PT this Saturday on NBC!
Taylor Swift dropped by The Ellen DeGeneres Show yesterday and Ellen played a little Halloween prank trick on the 19-year-old country singing sensation.
Check out Swifty’s funny reaction below. Good one, Ellen!
(This is the interview that Taylor giggled a lot in response to Ellen’s line of questioning about rumored boyfriend Taylor Lautner. You can check out the video at JustJaredJr.com!)