The Simpsons Archives

• Jessica Simpson goes bikini crazy in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico.  WAKAKAKAK!
• Free Summer Samples!  Free Baskin Robbins Sundae!  Free Herbal Essences Shampoo & Conditioner!  Free Snapple!
• Orlando Bloom is Too Tired:  "I don’t have a problem with groupies. When you are onset or have been promoting all day, the last thing you want is a load of ladies knocking on your door."
• Lindsay Lohan’s Cat-like Ways
• Lindsay Lohan and boyfriend Harry Morton seem to be inseparable these days…
• Did you know that Jodie Foster hooked up with Kim Basinger?  Me neither…
• Unfortunately Uma Thurman can’t get a date…
• Paris Hilton released some new promo shots for her upcoming album.  Yeah, I don’t like them either…
• Fashion Product: Juicy Couture For Men

• Miss Universe, Miss Puerto Rico Zuleyka Rivera Mendoz passed out.  See, I knew she wasn’t worthy of the crown. Miss Japan, all the way!!
• The Beckhams are moving to set up digs in the affluent Bel Air section of town — home to many of Hollywood’s biggest stars and moguls.
• Eric Bana and Natalie Portman will costar in "The Other Boleyn Girl."  Bana has signed on to play Henry VIII, while Portman will portray the ill-fated Anne Boleyn.  The BBC film begins shooting in October.  HOTTTTT!!!!
• Natalie Portman, Kiefer Sutherland, Dr. Phil, and Fran Drescher are among the celebrities lending their voices to The Simpsons this fall, for the show’s 18th season. 
• Pioneering Japanese American actor Mako Iwamatsu passed away at age 72.
• Madonna is bringing her "Confessions" tour to NBC in November. A two-hour special will be taped this summer at Wembley Stadium in London.
• John Stamos will be a regular on the 13th season of "ER" this fall.  Stamos will reprise his role as "Tony Gates," a paramedic and medical student. /DN 80

"Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play" Synosis :: After a kiss between Marge and Homer airs on the Jumbotron, struggling second baseman Buck Mitchell turns to the couple for marital advice. They are able to get Buck and his sexy singing wife, Fiona, on track, and the Isotopes’ season turns for the better. Buck then catches Homer giving Fiona a neck massage, which results in both couples separating.

Simpsons scoop!  Here’s the first picture of Mandy Moore’s guest spot on The Simpsons.  Homer and Marge play love doctor for baseball player Buck and his sexy wife Fiona (guest voice Mandy Moore) in The Simpsons episode "Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play" airring Sunday, May 21 @ 8PM ET/PT on FOX. I hope Mandy Moore sings in this episode!! Bigger picture in the gallery…

"The Monket Suit" Synopsis :: Reverend Lovejoy is appointed the town’s "Morality Czar" and soon Darwin’s theories are outlawed. Lisa is the only one who holds onto scientific theory and she is arrested for holding classes teaching evolution. She hires a Southern lawyer for her defense, but ultimately a family member is the key to her defense.

The SiiiiiiIiiiiiIiIImpsons!  If you don’t follow The Simpsons, here’s the hilarious study of Homer Evolution broken down: Monkius Eatalotis ⇒ Chimpus Imbecilus ⇒ Apeis Stupidus ⇒ Neaderslob ⇒ Homerspaien.  It all begins when Flanders calls Homer an ape and makes a case for evolution revolution in The Simpsons episode "The Monkey Suit" airing Sunday, May 14 @ 8PM ET/PT on FOX.  Definitely check out the larger version in the gallery!